Watch out- You never know who might be there

I love to horse-back ride and my horse is one of the things in my life I cherish most. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm a great listener. I also ship Larry to the extent it can be frightening.



"time to go find a new character name"


"wait a second"


"is that what i think it is"


"ah, yes"


"he’s sure to win everyone’s hearts"

he must grow up to be a total prick

(via love-adamtuttle)


Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(via adam-rikard)


with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween

(via 69shadesofbullshit)



ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

(via katsumilovesapplesauce)


AU where Eren is touch starved and just wants a lot of physical affection (platonic or otherwise) but doesn’t want to come of as clingy or needy. When Levi finds out he just accepts it wordlessly and takes to stroking or petting Eren all the time, and Eren can’t help but feel some deep ache within him soothed by the actions.

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